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12.06.2025 01:28
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
No way
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy
No go.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The 6 Best Cereals to Help Lower Cholesterol, Recommended by Dietitians - EatingWell
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Asian Stocks Start Cautious, Dollar Holds Drop: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
No, not a chance
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Eagles star Saquon Barkley stunningly hints he could retire ‘out of nowhere’ - New York Post
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?